caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died


zumainthyfuture:

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LMAO this nigga 50 smh

The cycle of life and death

vapor-man:

  1. born
  2. jack off
  3. no gf

(Source: cyberjock)


expectopatrowhat:

iamthekingofsassgard:

bucketchallenge:

Robert Pattinson

i caNT BREATHE

OH MY GOD

do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them & it could be completely silent.
(via no6frahnocry)

(Source: violethaze9)