a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
what would happen if i actually shared porn on facebook
IM LAUGHING SO HARD PLEASE HELP ME
The first time love left, all the sterling silverware in the house tarnished
in a split second and I stayed in bed for two weeks straight.
The landlord eventually stopped calling to collect the overdue rent
and started calling to ask if I was alive instead.
But love’s departure left me a…
Jonah Hill gets a supportive over-the-shoulder-five from Leonardo DiCaprio after his nomination reel was shown at the 86th Annual Academy Awards, March 2nd, 2014